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Approval ratings

April 2, 2017

There was no denying the plummeting approval ratings, which he understood because of his television work, because he knew how quickly the network cancels shows when people stop watching.

He began to look in the mirror for long minutes each morning, trying to get out of his own head, trying to see what might be so unlikeable. I’m a handsome guy, he thought. I know lots of things. Many things. Big things.

What confused him was how everyone was watching, but still, the ratings dropped by the day. This didn’t track with anything he’d experienced before.

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The April Fool’s edition

April 1, 2017

The editors, who had had entirely enough, gathered in a conference room.

This might harm our reputation, said one who was entirely too thin and devoid of humor.

The people who will get it will think it’s hilarious, said the editor-in-chief, and the ones who don’t get it already think it’s true. I see no risk.

They developed a story budget packed with nonsense. Some of it was funny, some of it wasn’t, but none of it was sourced, none real.

I’ve got your fake news right here, the editor-in-chief said, signing off on the list with a grin.

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