The April Fool’s edition
April 1, 2017The editors, who had had entirely enough, gathered in a conference room.
This might harm our reputation, said one who was entirely too thin and devoid of humor.
The people who will get it will think it’s hilarious, said the editor-in-chief, and the ones who don’t get it already think it’s true. I see no risk.
They developed a story budget packed with nonsense. Some of it was funny, some of it wasn’t, but none of it was sourced, none real.
I’ve got your fake news right here, the editor-in-chief said, signing off on the list with a grin.
100 Proof 
Leave a Reply