Body in a suitcase
May 18, 2010At lunchtime, we learned a body had been found floating in a suitcase in the Bay.
This is why I’m a vegetarian, said the receptionist, who had chosen a hummus and vegetable wrap for lunch that day—no knife required. I can be disgusted by the story, not by the story AND my lunch.
The rest of us examined the slab-like chicken breasts on our salads.
I think this is going to need more Thousand Island, said the staff accountant, who already looked a little washed out at the prospect of swallowing.
100 Proof 
ha ha ha ha ha. thanks for a belly laugh.
Any time, Jen. Any time. :-)
Wha? Do people really think “chicken breast” when they hear about a corpse? I think the receptionist has an overactive imagination. :D
Anita, ha! I think it depends on who you ask. ;-)
that’s a real goodie
Thanks, Sam. :-)