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Why I won’t return to Cafe Royale

February 22, 2011

The bartender spoke loudly to the woman sitting at the bar. “We have literary readings here, and I have the biggest problem with those,” he said. “The people who read? They only come in here and read stories about themselves. It’s like, ‘Listen to me. This is why I’m special.’ Nobody’s special.”