Worst date of his life
April 22, 2009“I had the worst date of my life over in those bleachers,” said the man behind me at AT&T Park. “I should have listened to her when she said she didn’t like baseball.”
“When was this?” asked his friend.
“We were both 13,” he said.
“Oh, well that’s fine, then,” his friend said. “I thought you meant it was last week or something.”
100 Proof 
*grin*
that is great!
Al_Pal, I love it when the people behind me throw me a softball. ;-)