Smart enough for breakfast
October 4, 2008“So, we were sitting at breakfast, and my friend said, ‘I get the idea there’s 10 percent of you that I’m seeing, and 90 percent that’s percolating beneath the surface,’” I said.
“He must have been smart to have noticed that,” he said.
“He’s not that smart,” I said. “That’s why he’s just a friend.”
“Yeah,” he said. “But he was smart enough to have breakfast with you.”
100 Proof 
I wonder if breakfast consisted of french toast made with that oh so good looking bread.
Nybizguy, at that point, I hadn’t cooked for him yet. But if I recall correctly, there were some very terrible French toast sticks involved in that particular meal.